It's getting to be that time again! Halloween! And now the pressure is on for the perfect costume. Luckily, I'm a professional and I can help. So whether you're looking for something unique, classic or the requisite slutty, I've got ideas for you.
Marilyn Monroe:
I'm including this one because 1) you always need some classic, pretty lady options and 2) I've actually used this costume on stage before and really liked the way it fit and the way it moved and sparkled. The fabric is slightly higher quality than you'd expect from these types of costumes, the cut is actually really nice and would be perfect for someone with hips. It also has a gorgeous fishtail inset in the back, making your backside look awesome. My only critique is that the lining (yay linings) only comes to the knee so if you're under bright lighting it looks a little odd. There's also plenty of length in case you're a tall drink of water.
Country Girl Goul:
I very much love this look because it's such an unexpected twist on the zombie/living dead/ghost category. The only thing that's actually creepy about her is her skin and hair. The rest of it is quite sweet and charming, bright and happy, which is why it's effective. You can thrift the dress and hat, hit the costume store for the gloves and super long creepy wig and aside from that it's just about a nice even wash of pale makeup on ALL exposed skin (yes, arms and lips too). Ring your eyes in a brown or shadowy color and you're good to go.
Break-Thru Baby:
Words cannot express how much I love this woman's sense of humor, as well as the execution of design. If you are pregnant, you have an opportunity that the rest of us do not to make your costume that much cooler so do not waste this glowing/revolting time in your life. Again, truck on down to your friendly neighborhood Halloween store, pick up a bag of those severed limbs, a bottle of spirit gum adhesive and some fake blood.
Tons more ideas after the break...
Gnome:
And after you pop that little baby out, you can opt for something a little less sinister. How about a gnome? I don't like kids, but even I have to admit this is kind of adorable. Look, built-in bib/beard!
Accessories only:
Maybe you don't feel like going all out, maybe you need something for work, maybe less is more for you but you still want to get in on the Halloween spirit. Try just one accessory for effect. Glue some cockroaches to your pantyhose, pick up a pair of cool glasses, or opt for a bra with a handsy skeleton. Fun right?
Slutty blasts from your childhood:
I will not begrudge you all the option to slut it up for Halloween. It's a time-honored tradition and who am I to judge? These are some of my favs, because what's more subversive than taking your childhood heroes and making them sex objects? Extra points if you can find moon boots for Rainbow Brite.
Flapper, with a Twist:
Hear me out. We all love the flapper look, and God knows the stores are full of 'em. But instead of the usual, why not take a "flapper does Halloween" approach? For example, flapper with a cat costume? That glitter mask above is perfect! Worn as a headband is perfect! (and also alludes to the period-correct flapper headband - see where I'm goin with this?) Whatever approach you take, try to keep accessories in the art-deco them. This gold cat mask works, furry pink and black cat ears will look stupid.
Teabag:
I'm going out on a limb here and saying this is more of an "adult themes" costume, not so much a kids costume. But easy as hell. Buy a few yards of seed cloth, staple the top, fill it with leaves (free!), add a string and a giant tag and there ya go.
Group Costumes:
Got a group of friends? Go as a shot of tequila!
If you're at a loss, trying looking in the mirror and identifying features you have that could easily translate to a costume. Example: Kim Kardashian has the most amazing body on the planet, along with luxurious long black hair and big brown eyes...the result: nailed it!
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