The lack of versatility to this cut and color gives me pause, but you've got to admit that everything currently happening here is beyond perfect. Including those lashes.
I am so feeling the 70s glam vibe these days. I've been hunting cocktail dresses for fall wedding season and I've decided that the cool weather, paired with the need for fab sexy clothing, lands me squarely in 70s meets modern. The long sleeves and long skirt are set off perfectly by plunging necklines and thigh slits up to there. Seriously, thigh high slits. Do it! But not like Angelina, for the love of God.
I submit to you:
The one I ultimately opted for. ASOS Sequin Kimono Maxi Dress. Good luck finding your size in stock!